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Unread 03-19-2009, 01:06 PM   #1
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I would most dearly love to make the acquaintance for your personage, my name is Mr. White and I represent the most gloriest Nigerian Road Racing Association. I implore you to take the time to go through it carefully as the decision you make will go off a long way to determine the future and continued existence of this years racing budget.
My ordeal started immediately after my husband's death discovery of road racing on the morning of 8th June 1982, and the subsequent take over of government by the last administration addiction to curvy asphalt. The present democratic government is determined to portray all the good work of my late husband in a bad light confiscate my racing budget in the name of income tax and have gone as far as confiscating all my late husband's assets, properties, freezing our accounts both within and outside Nigeria requiring me to send them a check every April. As I am writing this letter to you, my son Mohammed Abacha racing related tax deduction is undergoing questioning with the government. All these measures taken by past/present government is just to gain international recognition give my money to people that donĂ¢??t like cars.I and the entire members of my family have been held incommunicado since the death of my husband,end of last race season. hence I seek your indulgence to assist us in securing these funds. Track time and racing parts. We are not allowed to see or discuss with anybody. Few occasions I have tired traveling abroad through alternative means all failed.
It is in view of this I have mandated DR GALADIMA HASSAN, John Dunkel who has been assisting the family to run around on so many issues to act on behalf of the family concerning the substance of this letter. He has the full power of attorney to execute this transaction with you.
My late husband racing budget had/has Eighty Million USD ($80,000,000.00) $10.00 specially preserved and well packed in trunk boxes of which only my husband my dog and I knew about. It is packed in such a way to forestall just anybody having access to it. It is this sum that I seek your assistance to get out of Nigeria as soon as possible before the present civilian government finds out about it and confiscate it just like they have done to all our assets.
I implore you to please give consideration to my predicament and help a widow fellow track junkie in need.
May Allah track stewards show you mercy as you do so?

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Unread 03-19-2009, 01:34 PM   #3
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I wonder if that's the same Mr. White that has been in contact with me. I've sent him all the info he requested ... bank acct #'s, social security #, etc. I'm not being taken advantage of by this nice Nigerian man am I?
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Unread 03-19-2009, 03:13 PM   #6
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I wonder if that's the same Mr. White that has been in contact with me. I've sent him all the info he requested ... bank acct #'s, social security #, etc. I'm not being taken advantage of by this nice Nigerian man am I?
You forgot to send the pictures of your wife I asked for....
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The heck with pics of his wife-get pics of the C4S (C4$) supercharger.

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Unread 12-15-2009, 09:54 AM   #8
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Hmmm....spammed on my fake spam intro letter...oh the Irony!
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Now that's way funny. Such irony indeed.
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