-Yes my MINI is a bit funny looking.
-Just because I have a British Union Jack on the roof doesn't mean I don't love my country any less than anyone else.
-No I don't want to race. It's powered my two chipmunks, no mater what I can't win nor would I race on the street anyway... AX is another story...
-No I'm not gay but thanks for asking.
-Do you really need to be an inch off my bumper, Mr. Ford F250.